Your mouse might be on your desk all day, but it still picks up plenty of dirt. Here are the tools you'll need to get it ...

I don't know if there's crud in there or if it got misaligned or something, but the right mouse button sorta drags now. It's not a smooth click...No, you pervs, it's not that. I never touch my mouse ...

I used to just use my finger nails to pick off all that crude. Then I got tired of doing that once a week, which is when I picked up my Logitech Dual-Optical. Now I only have to pick out the odd hair ...