FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.

These stories, sent in by users of the site, have the particularity of beginning with "Today," and ending with "FML", the initials of FMyLife. FMLs are a great place to express yourself, in a more or less free …

Today, I found a video of a school play I starred in years ago. I was ecstatic, because it's really the only memento of my childhood I have left. Unfortunately, it started with my grandpa groaning, "Ahh shit," …

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Jul 2, 2023 · Today, my roommate whipped my face with a frozen chicken cutlet. My cheek is now the size of the chicken cutlet, and now he won't drive me to the hospital because it's "too funny to look …

Jan 25, 2024 · FML - FMyLife: Laugh life off by sharing your daily mishaps and embarrassments, because it’s good to share.

Jul 16, 2015 · Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by …

Jan 1, 2022 · Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even they are going out …

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was …

Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9-hour day, and I took a laxative this morning …